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100?! 0.0 That's a lot of babies to be wanten'!
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All we can do is hold to our hope and try to build on the good things in our lives. It fucking hurts like hell every step of the way...but eventually, that pain goes away-- *SteveJones313
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And I don't care what people say, pregnant people are so cute. I think they are beautiful.
I want a baby sooo bad!!!
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Dont be surprised when we destroy all of it.
I would LOVE a baby sibling, but my mommy's out of business, and she doesn't want to adopt!
And I can wait on having kids!
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All we can do is hold to our hope and try to build on the good things in our lives. It fucking hurts like hell every step of the way...but eventually, that pain goes away-- *SteveJones313
I SHIP ZUKYNDEE AND SOKANNAH!
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I hear from some people that they feel like it isn't worth it because of all the pain and throwing up.
And they get grouchy and feel like crap...not to mention the constant emotional outbursts.
But I want to feel it grow inside me. I want to know that so bad.
I want to look in the mirror and say, look how beautiful my baby has made me look!
I want to talk to my tummy and I want feel it move inside me.
AH! I'm so excited!!!!
I just need to get married, which will happen hopefully soon!
And then I also have to wait a few years because David is a party pooper and doesn't want one right now.
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Dont be surprised when we destroy all of it.
But I'm 14, so the stupid wait will be forever. And believe me, I DON'T wanna pull a Jamie Lynn.
But, what would be neat, is to get a 4-D ultrasound, so you could hold your baby before it's even born!
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All we can do is hold to our hope and try to build on the good things in our lives. It fucking hurts like hell every step of the way...but eventually, that pain goes away-- *SteveJones313
I SHIP ZUKYNDEE AND SOKANNAH!
Avatar: *dragonstar10
What's a 4D untrasound?????!!!!!
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Dont be surprised when we destroy all of it.
A normal ultrasound shows you a basic outline of the baby, plus its heart beat and so on.
A 4-D ultrasound shows you basically a very detailed version of your baby. You can see it like it was already born. And the peoples can print out a mold of the image, so you basically can hold your baby before it's even born!
I think it costs some money, though.
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All we can do is hold to our hope and try to build on the good things in our lives. It fucking hurts like hell every step of the way...but eventually, that pain goes away-- *SteveJones313
I SHIP ZUKYNDEE AND SOKANNAH!
Avatar: *dragonstar10
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Dont be surprised when we destroy all of it.
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